Destiny

Yesterday I was reminded of why I was destined to be the mother of boys.

"Why?", you ask...

Well, because they can come up to me and say,

"Look what I just pulled out of my EAR!!  It's HUGE!  And GROSS!!"...

and I didn't even flinch. 

 In fact,

I looked,

agreed that it was "huge" and "gross",

 and then went on doing what I was doing.

It's destiny, I tell ya!