High Class

I would describe myself as

CASUAL

EASY GOING

NON-FASHIONABLE

LOW MAINTENANCE

CONSERVATIVE

FRUGAL

So why is it that I can go into a store, find the sofa of my dreams--putting an end to the forever-long search, only to find that it is the absolute MOST EXPENSIVE sofa in the world?????

OK, so not in the world, but WAY, WAY, WAY over my budget.

Sniff, sniff.

I guess I'll keep searching, but now I'm sure nothing will compare.