Parlez-vous français ?

Immediately after getting in the car after school today, Treyson and I had this conversation:

Treyson: Mom! I can't wait to show you 'Gallon Guy'!

Me: Gallon Guy? What's that?

Treyson: You know, cups, pints, quarts? My guy's french.

Me: Oh ya? What makes you think he's french?

Treyson: He has a mustache.

Me: {bursts into hysterical laughter}