Today is "Crazy Hair Day" at school. Tate was extremely concerned that his hair was too short to be crazy. Our conversation went something like this:
Tate: Mom, can you make my hair bigger? Or cut it? Or make it spiky?
Me: Come into the bathroom. Let's try a Faux-Hawk.
Tate: A what?
Me: Faux, as in fake--hawk.
Tate: Ooooo. It's like Cash's (Kennedy)!!!
A few minutes later Kevin got home from the gym.
Kevin: Cool hair, Tate!
Tate: Dad, look. Do you like it? It's a fake bird. (pointing to his hair)